Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
2008-04-11
2008-03-23
The Ethics of Elfland
As much as I ever did, more than I ever did, I believe in Liberalism. But there was a rosy time of innocence when I believed in Liberals.
It is quite easy to see why a legend is treated, and ought to be treated, more respectfully than a book of history. The legend is generally made by a majority of the people in the village, who are sane. The book is generally written by the one man in the village who is mad.
-- G.K. Chesterton (Orthodoxy)
2008-03-02
The March of Progress
Funny but sad, too - especially if one happened to be programming in those intermediate years. From Cay Horstmann:
1980: C
printf("%10.2f", x);
1988: C++
cout << setw(10) << setprecision(2) << showpoint << x;
1996: Java
java.text.NumberFormat formatter = java.text.NumberFormat.getNumberInstance();
formatter.setMinimumFractionDigits(2);
formatter.setMaximumFractionDigits(2);
String s = formatter.format(x);
for (int i = s.length(); i < 10; i++) {
System.out.print(' ');
System.out.print(s);
}
2004: Java
System.out.printf("%10.2f", x);
2008-02-22
Hofstadter’s rule
As documented in "Five steps to enlightened expectations" on TechRepublic:
Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter’s rule into account.
2008-02-20
Duty Calls
From xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language - By Randall Munroe:
Ah, so true. So true!
2008-02-18
2008-02-13
2008-01-01
Off the Rails?
And here I thought some of the tech companies I've worked for had, ahem, issues ... but wow! ... if this on-going rant by Zed Shaw is any indication, I'm really, really glad I didn't pursue my interest in Ruby on Rails a couple of years ago.
2007-10-20
How TV Affects Your Brain Chemistry
Link to Dr Mercola's article
Groucho Marx: "Television is very educational. Whenever someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book."
2006-11-12
Dancin' Doughboy
And on the lighter side of things, you can now design your very own dance for the Pillsbury Doughboy:
Dancin' Doughboy
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